Consumption, and I don't mean TB

I am cursed with a love of pretty things. I want:

1. tea towels, tea towels
2. pillows, pillows
3. pears (as said with an R. Kelly voice)
4. sunshine
5. people
6. bag
7. etc.

In related news:

One is the loneliest number: American LOLparel

It took me a long time to have even one blog, but now, it appears, I have two. Born of a fondness for "I has a flavor" captions and a mixture of amusement and revulsion by AA styling, I give you LOLAmericanApparel, or American LOLparel.

Please do offer alternative capshuns and submissions (the latter can be sent to lolamericanapparel@gmail.com)