Go to hell, tomatoes

My stomach felt funny for most of today, but, then again, my stomach often feels weird. So I dismissed it...until I couldn't any longer. Then I took my temperature (99.6), and I have deduced that I have salmonella. (The cause was most likely a tomato/mozzarella sandwich for lunch yesterday--stupid, I know.) Woooo, tomatoes. I never really liked you and detest you now.